I rediscovered this a while ago. It’s a ‘getting-to-know-you’ questioner that I started to write. I don’t remember what it was for. It might have been a birthday card for Kate.
Q: If you could have the singing voice of anyone living or dead, who would it be? Why?
A: Louise-Rosalie Dugazon. I want to know what she sounds like!
Q: One rock band that you listen to frequently is secretly a troop of vampires. Who is it?
A: probably Depeche Mode.
Q: The Zombie apocalypse has come. Out of the clothing that you already own, what do you wear whilst fighting legions of the unholy walking-dead? (It’s August and you live in Houston.)
A: My green river-rat skirt, buccaneer kicks and Dirty Dash T-shirt.
Q: You’re on a date with deceased poet Alexander Pope. Who takes the check?
A: “I got this one, Alex.”
Q: You have permission to request a hug from one celebrity, who do you choose?
A: Stephen Fry! No… Ron Perlman. Stephen Fry. Ron? Err… Gary Oldman!
Ummm… Ron Perlamn. Come back to me.
Q: If you were to invite four fictional supervillains to a tea-party, who would they be? Why?
A: Hannibal Lector (I’ll be polite) The Joker, Skeletor and Lord Zed. Why? Best facebook profile picture ever.
Q: Do you want a Monkey?
A: You know I do.
Q: Can you do any accents? Like, well enough that you could impersonate/pass for some else in a hypothetical emergency?
A: I can do a reasonably good southern drawl.
Q: So… ever killed anyone?
A: You’re running out of ideas already, aren’t you?
Q: Shut up.