What should I write?
- A posthumous monologue from the costume designer of Twilight! The Musical.
- How To Eat a Strawberry Seductively.
- I once saw Heath Ledger’s Ghost surfing in San Onofre.
- You probably shouldn’t touch that.
- A man goes on a blind date with a woman on a full moon, he gets fresh and she bites him. After that he transforms into a woman during the full moon every month for the rest of his life.
- Rework the storyline from the Power Rangers Pilot as a serious science fiction adventure.
- Modernized Pied Piper of Hamlin.
- Drug dealers from Mars.
- The bilingual thoughts of a woman attempting to dub exercise videos in Spanish.