Not literal pictures, sorry, should have clarified.
"Am I one of the disreputable females to whom this shout-out is intended?"
Won a game of Categories by being able to list WAY too many superheroes.
"Robin!" - Lucas
"Uh--can I say Nightwing?" - Me
And we high-fived and kept going until I won.
Literally three seconds after almost slamming into another while merging from the 215 to I15
"Can we celebrate not dying with ice cream?" -Guinness
"I still think you should just marry your cousin."
"I like how we're the only family at the Temple having a massive argument."
Jensen's knee doesn't need surgery.
Rest In Peace, Simmons (my faithful and awesome car).
"Of course he didn't catch any of that, he only listens to you speak if you have a penis."
Carmina Burana played on repeat at my cousin's wedding reception. It was very epic, and not nearly as inappropriate for the setting as it probably should have been.
Watcha doing? - a text message sent to my cousin around 10:15 pm on her wedding night.
"You should consider modeling." - Mom
"I'm twenty-five and chubby." - Me
"Yeah... well... okay." - Mom
"You need to go out with my cousin, because you need to marry a black man. Marrying a black man is the only way you'll have half-black babies." - Cee
"But what about adopt-" - Me
"No." - Cee
"Okay." - Me
Whenever it’s been a while since I wrote a blog, I always have the urge to do something like this. I think it’s
because I’m never quite sure what it was that distracted me, so I just throw together a collection of stuff I remember from the last few months.
This time is different though, because I know exactly what distracted me. The LSAT.
An arrogant associate told me he found it to be “Quite easy. Much more fun than the GMAT.”
I didn’t punch him.