Women of the world, I’m begging you, please move on to a new obsession. Now.
Stop laughing, it’s not a joke. I hate to be ‘that person’ at the party, but life would be so much less obnoxious for me if the estrogen brigade could latch onto a different fantasy, maybe, one I could actually relate to having! Remember back before Twilight was unsatisfactory movies and everyone speculated on who would play Edward Cullen? I’d really love to emotionally skip into the future, when all y’all are at the post-adaptation-disappointment phase.